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baby momma drama

is...the constant phone calls to baby's father from baby's momma and child(ren) for any and all trivial needs:wants at any and all times of the day...and the baby's father goes running or gives up the credit card.
Momma calls or makes child call for money to provide for kids BS needs(?)- and she also needs money for all five of her other kids but only one of them is his and he drives to the ends of the earth to give it to her as many times as she can call in one day.
by kdlady1231 July 27, 2005
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Baby Momma Code

Girl code modified specifically for mothers.
Used when dealing with other mothers, or fathers.
Her baby daddy was lying to her, so I let her know. I'd want to know if I was in her shoes. Thats just baby momma code.
by Animal in April 11, 2020
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baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.
This baby momma drama is killin' my game!
by Cricket September 8, 2003
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Baby Momma

"Baby Momma in da house dawg, we out" is radio shortspeak for "Michelle is out of the helicopter and inside the White House, over and out.
by Mackerel Daddy March 4, 2010
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baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby
Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma
by LilAlexis April 14, 2006
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Baby Momma Leg Lock

(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”
Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...

male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!
by Jay Jay Ducky January 9, 2021
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my baby momma

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.
by vito90 April 30, 2003
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