rancide baby shit

is what you call someone or something that smells like raw suidge and makes you wanna physicaly heave!!

man your breath smells like rancide baby shit!

by eggwardo August 4, 2009

This some Rosemary's Baby shit!

An expletive that Kelsey says about Calendario in the psycch ward.

Calendario made the whole hood mad just cause he wouldn't buy tin foil. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY THE TIN FOIL. J.J. and I would be like "THIS SOME ROSEMARY'S BABY SHIT!" I never fucked J.J. but tbh I would now however I am already Tones' wife lol okayyyy byeeee.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

Baby boy shit

When a nigga is playing little boy games and you trying to be for real with him.

Like you on some baby boy shit and I’m just trying to be with you.

by Huhhhhhhh October 14, 2018

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.

by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011