Shit Baby 

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

Shit Baby by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Shit baby 

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

Shit baby by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

Shit Baby 

a guy who leads you on in a "relationship", and then doesn't have the balls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying "its just not working for me any more", basically treats you like shit and can't end it like a man

Shit Baby told me he heard some things I had said about him, and that was why he wouldn't answer my calls or texts.

Shit Baby by flufferbot March 27, 2013

Shit Baby 

A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.

That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.

Shit Baby by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017

shit baby 

A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.

Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.

Chad: That's gross.

Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.

shit baby by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009

shit baby 

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

shit baby by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

Shit Baby 

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

Shit Baby by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019