baboobs

Large layers of fat that form in bewtween the shoulder blades, often resembling boobs. Most commonly found in fat women.

Dude, she getting so fat she has baboobs.

by Mandy Barrick March 26, 2005

Baboon Ballet

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

Babout

To exit from a plan at the last moment using a rather poor excuse

There was no way I was going out with those people. I just decided to babout
I'm using B-law as an excuse to not party for the 10th time. I think I'm the queen of babouts.

by Babber26 May 31, 2020

babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

batoot

(n) another word for buttocks. Usually used by grandparents or other elderly individuals when scolding a young whippersnapper.

"Peggy get away from those pigeons; get your batoot over here this instant!"

by Frodobaggins285 December 17, 2015

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019