baconing

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

by rgg September 14, 2012

Bamboonding

Pounding or being aggressively pounded via the female shag-hole.

*Gush warning!

Why's my sister limping?
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.

by FakeIndianReese May 28, 2014

Bamsoning

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party

He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party

by wow_67 January 11, 2021

hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!

Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.

by izzygalvez January 29, 2009

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

Hot Ballooning

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).

"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"

by Victa E August 21, 2006