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Blasted is something you say instead of bloody when you don't want to swear, you can say, darn, blooming, flaming aswell.
What did I put the blasted remote control.
blasted by sssssp. March 23, 2008
"Nigga i gots da bomb shit."
"Aight den, lez get blasted."
blasted by ry[guy]ry September 21, 2006
1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time
"You got blasted, man!"
blasted by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.
I just blasted her.

We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!

She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!
When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes
Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted
Blasted by Broke.rob June 4, 2018
(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.
Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!
blasted by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006