ax

How the word "ask" is pronounced in the year 3000.

Fry: "You know, this'll be my first X-Mas away from home."
Leela-: "Hey hey, let me ax you something. Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an X-Mas tree?"

by MontgomeryGator February 6, 2007

three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.

Her ass is three ax handles wide.

by delmarskid November 17, 2007

Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

Ax Wound

A womans vagina, twat, cunt, what ever you want to call it

N. Her ax wound was hot and wet

by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006

ax

In the world of Jazz, this would be your instrument of choice.

1)Armstrong could make a man's hair fall out just by picking up his ax.

2)Bird sold his ax for dope again.

by simsjim November 10, 2004

ax

Verb: To ask

Said be wiggers, blacks, mexicans alike. Usually very uneducated.

Her: Let me ax you a question.
Him: Girl, you's black as hell.

by Leech May 13, 2005

ax

high speed from the start line (short for acceleration)

dudes nos stang will win the race, with ax like that.

by nitro November 5, 2003