backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.

Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.

by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014

Sneak away sex

To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.

Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.

I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.

by Jomo June 19, 2021

Far Away Syndrome (FAS)

The phenomena of believing someone is attractive from afar, only to realize that person is atrocious up close.

Friend 1: Dude that girl across the way is fine as hell. I'm going to go walk over there and spit my game.
Friend 2: Don't do it dude. That girl is fugly!
Friend 1: Holy shit. She had a girlstache.
Friend 2: I told you. You got that Far Away Syndrome (FAS).

by The Denton Don December 19, 2011

bombs away shit

When you have to shit so bad you can not even get seated.
The trap doors open and its "bombs away" from a high elevated position.

Wasn't going to make to the bowl it was avbombs away shit from the start!

by Eclipse March 3, 2016

more whips than a run away slave

To have an excess amount of cars

Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"

by WP Pants September 1, 2007

Get away sticks

Skinny legs.

Yeah, he's got some get away sticks on him.

by E107 May 25, 2010

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019