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avetard logic

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.
The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.
by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019
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Avatar : The Last Airbender

The best show ever broadcasted on Nickelodeon.
The show is often thought to be anime,because the art style,even though the art style is Korean.The show's story style is a mixture of asian cultres,mostly Chinese.
Basically,the story is about a world where people can "bend" the 4 elements which separates the land in 4 nations:
-Water Tribes
-Air Temples
-Earth Kingdom
-Fire Nation
They were all living together in harmony.
However,everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Avatar,who can bend all 4 elements could have defeated the Fire Nation.But when the world needed him most,he vanished.
Hundred years have passed since.
Two 14 year old brother and sister,Sokka and Katara,have found a massive iceberg,which creates a giant ray of light,when Katara cracks it open.(The light signals Zuko,a Fire Nation warrior who is in a search to find the Avatar.)
Inside they find a boy with a flying bison.The boy turns out to be an airbender.
After the three returns to the South Water Tribe,Katara and Aang go penguin-sleding,stumbling into a Fire Navy ship.
Upon going into the ship Aang realizes he has been frozen in the iceberg for 100 years (the entire war)Later Aang aciddentally activates a booby trap,which signals Zuko.Later,Zuko comes to the South Water Tribe and asks Aang if he is the avatar.Since there is no other airbenders,the question is obviously yes.
Katara,Sokka and Aang's flying bison Appa manage to heelp Aang escape.
The rest of the show is about Katara and Sokka helping Aang to master all four elements to defeat the firelord.A lot of awesome characters are met,and some are added to the group.

TL;DR : The show is THE shit.It's one of the rare things that you can watch on Nick without getting a headache.It's totally worth watching and has a perfect storyline and a great mix between Romance,Action and Comedy.

Sadly it got ruined by a 2010 movie adaptation which includes horrible actors,horrible (the actors don't even match the characters)acting,whitewashing(the Fire Nation,who were the whitest in the movie,are indian,while Sokka and Katara ,who are a bit brown,are completely white).Also they missed an enormous ammount of Key-episodes,which are important to the later episodes (The sequel thankfully isn't going to be produced).Did I mention the production budget was 150 million dollars ,which is only 50 million less than Cameron's TITANIC!!!!!

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
-Katara,Avatar : The Last Airbender Opening sequence
by Mislav383 October 5, 2013
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avetard minihoop

The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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avetard living room

The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.
I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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avetard plates

Plates that have been in the avetard sink way too long and and have developed mold due to being unwashed for weeks. When this happens, one of the avetards will just throw the bitch out of because the shit looks embarassing and they don't want to deal with that shit anymore.
Yo bruh, I found the avetard plates in the avetard sink and they looked fucking gross so I just threw them out in the avetard trash can.
by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020
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avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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avetard nic run

The frequent runs to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by an avetard to get some nicotine. Since all the avetards are complete nic fiends, they need their daily dose of nicotine and must be strapped with nic at literally all times. Since avetards are mainly using disposables, if you look around the avetard living room, you will see a lot of old and empty vapes that some of the avetards will still try to hit in hopes that it will work.
Noah was craving nic at 3 am so he hopped in his car to make an avetard nic run and went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to get a puffbar or two.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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