Avoidable

What a bullfighter tries to do.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words--> K thats over 20 letters.

by Unbreakable January 22, 2005

Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.

David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.

by Okee Doke December 30, 2015

Avoidation

The art of dodging things on mario kart.

1. Damn i fired a red shell at john but he pulled off an excellent avoidation.

2. My avoidation skills are no match for yours.

by Mario kart n00b killer August 21, 2009

Avondale Hot Brown

To give someone an orgasm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and shit the bed

"He gave me the D so good I had an Avondale Hot Brown and now I don't think he'll ever call me again"

by Herbert LaVerga July 5, 2016

Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021