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Avoidance Nod

An avoidance nod is an action when trying to avoid someone.
This technique is usually used when someone you know wants to talk to you, or tries to say hi. The avoidance nod is a simple little nod in there direction, which is usually followed by walking away from that person.
Scarlet: Hello, steve!
Steve: -Nods and walks away-
Jason: Did you just use the avoidance nod on her?
by Avoidance Specialist October 4, 2009
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Avoid Tidal

A terrible screamo band who brings shame to Sweden with pointless lyrics and terrible beats, and I am a screamo fan.
"Do not assume all Swedish people are like the bandmates of Avoid Tidal. We ARE human beings!"
by SwedishDude November 22, 2011
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Avoid the Noid

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."
by robothater August 15, 2009
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Avoid a person

Definition of avoid for English Language Learners. : to stay away from (someone or something) : to prevent the occurrence of (something bad, unpleasant, etc.) : to keep yourself from doing (something) or participating in (something)

He continued to avoid her even though he knew she liked him.

keep away from or stop oneself from doing (something).
"avoid excessive exposure to the sun"
synonyms: keep away from, stay away from, steer clear of, give a wide berth to, fight shy of
"I avoid situations that stress me out"

repudiate, nullify, or render void (a decree or contract).
Avoid a person. To walk away from turn your back to them. Completely give them the cold shoulder and forget that you ever talked to them. Forget they are alive and or be rude and don't say "hello how are you?" How was your weekend? He gave her the cold shoulder by not acknowledging that she was there. He started being a complete ASS HOLE by ignoring her and forgetting that she cared about him. He became rude and selfish!!! Dumb Fuck!!
by Rosebud1997 December 4, 2017
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youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.
"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"
by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012
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Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
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Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".
by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012
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