autoperve

Somebody who becomes perverted due to their extreme love for themselves.

John is so infatuated with himself, he's a total autoperve.

by Sam Halverson June 18, 2008

Autoretarded

The total ignorance with anything regarding to auto mechanics. Cars, boats, motorcycles, etc.

Eric is so autoretarded his dad had to do all the maitinence on his motor.

by secret :3 August 18, 2016

autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word

You just performed an Autometalogolex

by knexator December 22, 2017

autoethnography

A qualitative approach of the researchers own reflection on personal experiences.

To provide an understanding of my own personal experiences I will use Autoethnography research.

by Ameliacox November 20, 2018

Auto Pet

(v.) The act of touching an animal's nose to simulate starting it up.

Boy: 'My cat is so lazy!'
Girl: 'Nonsense. You just need to Auto Pet.'

by RovanMile April 21, 2011

autohetewili

a person who does not have to proven to be a person who is insane or backward and his shape is not appropriate and is sexually or romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex because it is immediately evident upon brief exposure to them

If you just look at that guy over there you can tell that he's an autohetewili because he has an insane look on his face, has three arms, and is kissing a woman.

by Galinial December 13, 2020

autopenodentalate

v. To brush one's teeth using his or her own penis as both toothbrush and toothpaste dispenser.

Andrew is a pufta who autopenodentalates.

by wingmanwingmanwingman November 18, 2007