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Autopause

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"
Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"
by Michael French December 9, 2008
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Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,
Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth
by A fucking loli June 10, 2022
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alix autopsy

A crazy demonic Betch from myspace.
Dude, sean said he loves him some alix autopsy!
by dont ask January 14, 2008
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autopsy

A medical procedure performed by a medical doctor known as a pathlogist/medical examiner. They may not always be a "coroner" and in most cases, a coroner is just an elected official. The procedure starts with a "Y" incision made on the chest of the deceased. The rib cage is then cracked, and removed and then the vital organs are removed, dissected, and studied. Also, the head is opened, the brain removed, and also dissected. When the autopsy is finished, the organs are usually placed in a bag, and put pack in the body. Sometimes, the organs are not returned. The main purpose of performing an autopsy is to determine the cause of death "COD", or to rule out malpractice, homicide, suicide, or negligence.
Being an embalmer might suck sometimes when you receive a body that is a post-autopsy case. You have to clean up the mess, and man does it stink. Literally.
by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007
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autopsy

A Death Metal band. They are GODS!
Guy 1. Hey fall out boy is cool
Guy 2. NO way Autopsy would kill them
by hah ppooe February 5, 2008
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Autopass

Applicable to college, university, and high school students. This is a state of bliss when a student finds upon calculation of grades for coursework over the entire year, that they need not show up for the final exam in order to pass the course.
Screw the exam, I'm on autopass!
by tstudent May 15, 2011
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autopaedophilia

Wanking whilst looking at pictures of oneself as a child
Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...
by Dee_Em September 10, 2010
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