The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011
Get the Autograph sessionmug. When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
by Mysterious John March 14, 2004
Get the poor man's autographmug. Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011
Get the Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like Tomug. by Realdido November 23, 2023
Get the A soldier asked Eminem for his autographmug. The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
Get the Bovril Autographmug. A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
Get the Autograph vulturemug. by Sodathief August 30, 2022
Get the autographicmug.