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Authorised Researcher

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.
I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.
by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021
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Authortic

can be defined as the assertive demeanor or commanding presence exhibited by an individual who exudes a sense of leadership and authority within a given context or environment. This term conveys the idea of someone who possesses a compelling aura of leadership, often through their confident and authoritative mannerisms, effectively asserting their influence and dominance in a situation or setting.
In a corporate boardroom meeting, the CEO's authortic presence was unmistakable as she confidently steered discussions, effortlessly commanding the attention and respect of all participants with her decisive demeanor and strategic vision.
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Authorisexual

having an obsession with an authoritarian that is so strong sexual preference becomes irrelevant and one feels an undying need to have sexual intercourse with said authoritarian
That maga cultist loves Trump so much he has become an authorisexual
by DanClarkComedy April 8, 2025
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alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.
Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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