A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.
Also referred to as "the Aussie"
Also referred to as "the Aussie"
After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.
"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"
"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"
by The Shoosters January 30, 2014
Get the the Australianmug. by tanookijami December 28, 2018
Get the Australiansmug. by Mister Mistor July 6, 2011
Get the Australianmug. Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
Get the Australianmug. by Bigposer January 19, 2010
Get the Australianmug. People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.
Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
by NS421 March 10, 2011
Get the Australiansmug. Going for a quiet Drink with an Aussie can only lead to bad things make sure you take your passport money and never go head to head drinking with them
by Tommy16 October 19, 2015
Get the australianizedmug.