Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Attoria

A strong and confident lady that takes no shit from anyone. She is graceful and eligent in her own ways. She is strong and confident in herself and others. She gives good advice and is there when you need her. She is a great friend that cares about you. She is goofy and okward. She can be embarrassed very easily by others and I very sensitive. She is not afraid to speak what she feels is right, but she is afraid to tell you what she feels inside. She loves to be with others. She is very intelligent in many ways. She is usually taller than many others. Many people think she is word and funny but she most likely is great at many forms of art.

Attoria fights back for what is right

by Mcdatt13 January 16, 2018

atmoflat

Just like atmoSPHERE but on a science-denier’s flat earth.

John wasn’t concerned about global warming in his flat earth atmoflat, because, like everything else, he denied any and all science.

by SexyRd November 19, 2020

Keyboard Attorney

Random kids on the internet who think they're attorneys without knowing what the hell it is. They think they're lawyers, when in reality they don't know jack, and their moms just told the they're good at arguing and that they should become a lawyer.

Beyond Scared Straight Deputy: Hit me if you want to, girl!

Girl: *Hits deputy

"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"

Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here

Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"

Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!

by Killmonger55485 May 24, 2020

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

Halo Attorneys

Saved my life. Best attorneys in the world!

Shit, I better call Halo Attorneys to save my ass.

by Urban king of the streets March 26, 2019

District Attorney

In many jurisdictions in the United States, a District Attorney (DA) is an elected or appointed government official who represents the government in the prosecution of criminal offenses. The district attorney is the highest officeholder in the jurisdiction's legal department and supervises a staff of assistant (ADA) or deputy district attorneys. Similar functions are carried out at the local level in other jurisdictions by officers named the Commonwealth's Attorney, State's Attorney, County Attorney, or County Prosecutor. Depending on the system in place in the particular state, county, or district attorneys may be appointed by the chief executive of the region or elected by the people.

The District Attorney didn't do a good job in convicting O. J. Simpson.

by lazaro1118 June 27, 2011