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click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.
"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"
by ChippieBW November 28, 2016
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Daycare attendent

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon
Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Super attendee

Similar to a super commuter but you attend several social events ( not including work, school, dating, weddings, funerals, medical appointments) in the same week
If you attend several business lunches in a single week, that is not being called a super attendee. Several poetry/music nights or bingo nights in a week yes.
by Sexydimma January 24, 2026
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Friday Night Class Attendee

A group of elite athletes with superior work ethic and genetics than the common folk. Usually found training hard when their peers are 'lacking. It is said that these people are only half human, and possess extreme athletic and intellectual abilities, which are ordinarily reserved for the gods.
"Wow, Dani absolutely demolished that competition on the weekend."
"Yea, I've heard she is a Friday Night Class Attendee"
by Theancientone42069 March 23, 2023
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