screaming temporal doom

refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.

unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.

TeMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS!!

by bad bad rubber piggy June 16, 2004

temporal irrelevancy

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

by YAWA March 17, 2021

Temporal tribalism

The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.

'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'

'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'

by hallman.eth December 17, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

culturo-temporal

culture in relation to time.

if everyone followed the norm there would be a culturo-temporal deadlock

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby August 29, 2003

temporalfluxin'

1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity

When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

by Blinker April 7, 2003

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010