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astroglidenomical

an astroglide volume of enormous magnitude; immense,
The ammount of bullshit that comes out of Khams vagina is astroglidenomical. : Dude you got screwed by that deal astroglidenomically.
by Zionpsyfer and JayBerry May 13, 2006
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astroglide

Gel you rub on a girl's labia before you have sex. It helps the penis slide in the vagina.
We used astroglide last night during sex. What a difference!
by mlm147 December 5, 2010
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astroglide ponytail

A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.
I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!
by Fearstyle March 10, 2008
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astrogyny

(n., orig. astrogynecology) Used to describe an invented compound word, derived of two completely unrelated words, which has no apparent meaning. Once such a word receives an appropriate meaning, it is no longer considered an astrogyny.
Hydropenis is an astrogyny.
Skyscraper is not an astrogyny.
Dumbass is no longer an astrogyny.
by Bad Chicken December 9, 2008
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astrogirl

A girl who enjoys watching the stars and is constantly making wishes, hoping one day they will come true. An Astrogirl inspires all those around her with an endearing and fun-loving personality.
It's said that Astrogirls are drawn to the stars.
by Her Cheeseball June 22, 2017
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astrogazm

Term given to the emotional vocal outburst upon seeing an object in the sky, possibly for the first time. Not limited too, but occurring predominantly in the night sky with planetary or deep sky objects, employing an instrument with high magnification and coated optics. Astrogazm intensity is usually increased by the size and magnification of the optics employed in the observation.
... raising the binoculars tword the comet,... 'Ohhhh...!?!?... my there it is ...' was her first astrogazm , called out in a moment of vocal bliss

"Its so beatiful, and the rings ....wowow...." , she astrogazmed while looking at Saturn for the first time.
by LowEnd134 July 20, 2020
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Astrogay

Someone Gay who is heavily into space/space related things.
Person A: Omg, did you hear about the new SpaceX launch! My gay ass is going to space one day!
Person B: Dude you're such an astrogay. Its fucking ridiculous.
by Lesbiab May 23, 2018
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