assurance fraud

noun--Purposely insisting to someone that something is true when you know it isn't. i.e. lies.

"The musings of a radical outcast are victims of assurance fraud--Time and Again insist, and The Words truly believe, that they fall not on deaf ears."--C. Stern, 1991

by ceefour October 8, 2007

mutually assured

Collective agreement. More than one thing acting together to ensure something happening

The spanking of the Nazi's was mutually assured by the Allies.

by Wolfwood September 14, 2003

Mutally Assured Destruction

The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.

The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).

Mutually Assured Destruction guarantees that nobody but those crazy Arabs will ever use nukes.

by Jose Fuentes February 12, 2004

Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

mutually assured

for a group of people to each assure each other of wanting to obtain something/someone

the gang bangers were mutually assured of the buisiness proposition.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019