assurance

Insurance for your ass.

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.

by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

Self-assurance

confidence in yourself and your abilities

But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.

by Weeheh October 14, 2014

Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

by 009.5 January 21, 2020

Assgrease

That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack.

Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey.

by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011