Assume

To take a belief or identity or bit of information, whether it's false or fact.

No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Assume

Welp...

Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

Assume

Jerome is a bitch

Assume ass bitch

by Jman123456789 October 3, 2025

ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004