assicles

the icy cling-on stuff that hangs off the panties of a long-haired dog in snowy cold weather

whoah, look at the assicle buildup on that collie!

by stoney February 5, 2004

asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.

Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)

by Eric F. July 16, 2008

Ass tickles

To tickles a mans or womans ass with a feather.

Please give me some ass tickles

by Zeke arledge October 26, 2017

Assicles

When your ass is so cold it feels as though there is an icicle up it..

Also used to describe a lousy situation.

Man that movie sucked assicles

by Loyal-X August 7, 2010

Assticle

An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it..

Example of use: I am going to the toilet, please hand me Dani Azzi's latest assticle.

by DAYUC January 1, 2020

Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick

You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!

by Moody Loner with Handgun May 7, 2023

artickles

Humorous published missives to really get yer funny-bone jiggling.

Art Buchwald always wrote da most hilarious artickles.

by QuacksO February 20, 2025