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Asshowl

usually occurs after partaking in the action of anal sex or, butt sex. it is the excess air and bodily fluids that come out of the anus when the fag's dick is pulled out. -suckiteasy
"what the fuck! what was that noise? there's shit all over the bed. ur cleaning my sheets you motherfucker! fuck you man! im not doing this any more. fuck you!"

"sorry, that was just my asshowl."
by Jack N. and Kevin H. February 7, 2010
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Assoween

Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.

Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.
(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"

Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."
by littleradge October 30, 2009
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Asswole

(Noun; variation of asshole)

A bodybuilder who is loud, obnoxious, and aggressive due to steroid use. An asswole is usually male and their asses tend to be swollen due to steroid injections.
I wanted to use a gym bench but some asswole was using all three of them while shrieking loudly.
by JRMang October 22, 2018
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asshowl

when a long fart inspires others to join in
"Man Jerry's asshowl spoke to us on another level, me and my brothers had to join in! We howled for almost 5 minutes!"
by KandyKarizma December 2, 2021
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Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.
I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.
by HDog June 20, 2015
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Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.
I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.
by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008
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assoblutely

1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!

2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
by RX777 March 3, 2011
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