Bitch-Assness

A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"

"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"

by RRowley February 8, 2008

assketball

the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.

dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball

by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007

Assnut

Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass

Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!

by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010

Assonet

A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pronounce it "ass-on-it". We have an elementary school, that's it. Our commercial businesses are limited to Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, and banks. Roads lead to nowhere, people from outside come to see a rock, and we share a lake with Lakeville. One road stretches the entire town, and one more ruins the town. It's where the only car accidents happen outside the Highschool (which is in two towns over, by the way) and the cheerleaders there got MTV 'made', and still stink. Everyone knows everyone, because there's no one. We know not to walk on chase, or to go in the state forest at night. Girlscouts go missing, and cabins burn down, but the people of the town gather eachyear for 4th of July and we can't afford a library. No one votes, but everyone complains, and the schoolboard takes 15 minutes to talk about sandwiches, then takes a 45 minute break. Nothing changes but the faces and the names, and there are more deer then men.

College Representative: So, where are you from?
Applicant: Assonet
College Representative: What's Assonet?

by Makobi December 24, 2008

Asslete

A person who prefers to be involved in "sport-related activities" rather than "sports". The activities often involve watching sports, playing sport themed video games, wearing team jerseys around town (when you aren't on that team), etc.. Meaning, they sit around on thier ass more than get up and play.

Also: Assletic, Assleticism.

Dan: (Wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey there Tom!
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.

by MegWils September 1, 2009

Assetize

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

assneck

the part of skin that joins your balls to your ass (a.k.a. the gooch and taint)

god your assneck must stink because you just told the room you wipe forward.

by schultz October 16, 2004