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Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.
Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("
by ICQannon June 30, 2011
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Asspath

an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.
"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"
by fuckinganus January 13, 2018
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Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.
"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.
by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018
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Asmath Mohammed

A noble and a gentle man , a man of honor who's unique . Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt .He never break his promises .He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever . He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you . And his the super hero every girl would love to have .
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010
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Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012
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assmates

couples in college that take classes together
I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.
by catmcaul September 10, 2005
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