ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

Assleg

That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)

Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!

by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017

Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

by Just Too Much March 29, 2010

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

assvogel

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!
Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!
Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.

by Grant Hayes July 26, 2005

asslagger

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

by metabollic666 August 25, 2008