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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011
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Asset Flip

A usually low-quality video game made solely with premade assets from game making stores, most popularly the Unity Asset Store.
This game is the worst! No effort put into it, it's just a bad asset flip!
by JohnShiertYT November 3, 2018
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Intangible Asset

Intangible asset are those assets of the company which cannot be touched like goodwill, patents, trade marks.
When company A acquires Company B, then amount of money A pays over actual values of B comes under goodwill which is intangible asset.
by Transtutors June 27, 2013
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liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.
Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.
by FASH1976 December 2, 2009
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assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.
Damn, that girl has some nice assets!
by Allie May 13, 2005
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