Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.

That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018

assholenergy

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.

"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."

by Trackstain April 1, 2021

Annual Assholder

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.

"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"

by DeputyVanHalen June 17, 2019

assholer

The one that influence others to become an asshole.

watta assholer

by assholer March 12, 2010

assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007