assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 09, 2003

Assgoblin

What you get when you finally take a crap after 2 weeks without crapping. Plungers Away!!

Man: "I wouldn't go in the bathroom for 25-30 minutes."
Other Man: "Why not?"
Man: "I dropped an assgoblin."
Other man: O_O

by fishslap November 24, 2009

Assgoblin

This is a creature that stalks u in the wee hours of the nite. They live under bridges and have an ass for a face with sharp ass teeth. if u come in contact with one, play dead, it will smell u and crap on your leg. This is its way of showing his territory.

oh my god its an Assgoblin!!!! Run!!!!!!!!

by Ross Donnell January 02, 2004

assgoblins

Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.

Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.

by Asssman February 05, 2008

Assgoblin

The kind of person that, no matter how hard they try, cannot seem to stop gawking at womens asses when they walk by.

Man, he is being such an assgoblin, staring at women constantly like that.

by Ex Tacy March 08, 2012