Assinate

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

by parvnoide July 17, 2016

assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

assenator

One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.

Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.

by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014

ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.

Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.

by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010

Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011