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assmire

(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.
(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.

(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.
by Error4o4 November 12, 2011
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assfreshner

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.
Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.
by mysted March 12, 2015
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assirem

Assirem is one of the most sociable guy and he is always positive
If you need someone to give you hope, call Assirem
Hello Assirem!!
by Ficello November 23, 2021
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Ass fire

A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
by Jim E. Junk May 23, 2006
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Assfirmations

noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.
Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008
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assfie

When your ass is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. Unlike the Belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. Critics and professors alike in the field of ass call this the "au natural" way of showing your butt.
My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.
by Mocno Rossman June 7, 2016
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assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.
Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.
by lokkomokko January 24, 2010
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