(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.
(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.
(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.
(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.
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Assirem is one of the most sociable guy and he is always positive
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I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
by Jim E. Junk May 23, 2006
Get the Ass fire mug.noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.
Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008
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My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.
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Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....
Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.
Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.
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