Apertion

Apertion, noun (archaic) (Latin: apertio)

1. The act of opening.

2. An opening.

3. An aperture, hole, crack.

"By ruption or apertion" --Wiseman

by rsneo April 24, 2009

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action

In order to be assertive you have to be motivated

by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010

assertive

To do what you want to do, in an aggressive yet not overbearing way. To go for what you want.

People were scattered timidly around the keg, so I stepped up to it in an assertive manner and took over the tap.

by Jeffro Moravo January 12, 2006

assetious

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

assecution

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015