Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

ass-out

Out of luck; fucked up!

Either you rollin' with us or you 'bout to be ass-out!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

ass out

To pass out due to drinking before midnight, generally causing this person to miss out on something cool or extremely fun happening later in the night.

Drew, if you didn't ass out you would've seen the stripper urinate all over Chad

by DublPlatinum February 14, 2007

ass out

verb: To "ass out" is akin to "passing out," although it generally means going to sleep in a haphazard manner as opposed to becoming unconscious. For instance, after a long night of partying, one will generally ass out as soon as they get home, often falling asleep with their clothes still on or maybe on a couch.

"Hey Jim, is Steve passed out on your floor?"

"Nah, he's just sleeping. We were out really late, and he just assed out as soon as we got back."

by Sarah Elisabeth de Forcheville July 2, 2005

ass out

When you have no cash on your person.

When a bum rolls up asking for money, you say "Sorry man, I'm ass out."

by filmizzle April 19, 2007

ass out

To pass out at a party, either from alcohol, drugs, or sex.

Jeremy J assed out after he skeet skeeted in Stacey's face.

by Joe February 17, 2005

ass out

To act like a complete dumbass.

"You're ass out."

by teh cass February 23, 2003