by "S" moke "T" hat "D" rink November 29, 2007
Get the asscrackmug. by Darkkayos0 January 6, 2009
Get the asscrackmug. 
an asshole, a shitty person... someone who makes ur life terrible, someone u couldnt care less about.
by hartbroken kween August 20, 2018
Get the asscrackmug. The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.
John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.
by fluorescent April 17, 2009
Get the Asscrack of dawnmug. I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.
by Veryaware December 1, 2014
Get the Asscrack Consciousnessmug. Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.
A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
Get the asscrack tomatoesmug.