assholey

a cute little asshole.

*dog barking* "SHUT UP ASSHOLEY"
*baby crying* "SHUT THAT ASSHOLEY UP"
*turn your head really fast to look at your friend* "ASSHOLEY."

by Herni November 13, 2011

Assholery

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholer

The one that influence others to become an asshole.

watta assholer

by assholer March 12, 2010

assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

assholeyshitnigger

the worst dis in the world. If you get called this YOU SUCK.

you are an assholeySHITnigger

by Dan Bolsom February 29, 2008