ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016

ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

by ass monkey August 22, 2003

Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C April 13, 2006

ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring

ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)

by Sam Haren June 4, 2006

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 3, 2003

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005