Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.

“DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”

by Jalsqually March 4, 2026

scary ass cracka

The type of white person that comes on this site and expresses their hate for other races and/or religions because of their conservative upbringing and insecurity caused by their small penises. Scary ass crackas are most commonly found in the U.S. though certain species thrive in the U.K. as well.

Scary Ass Cracka: I hate black people!
Black Person: Why?
Scary Ass Cracka: Because mah daddy duz!
Black Person:......Dumbass
Scary Ass Cracka:......Nigger
*Scary Ass Cracka gets stomped out*

by That Real Negro January 29, 2005

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

by Sal The Man June 2, 2008

Skinny Cracka Ass

A white/caucasion indivdual who is very lazy and rude. Slang for white/caucasion race, being compared to a "cracker" because they are also white and salty like a saltine Zesta Cracker aka--Cracka--

Hey girl, Why you been hanging out with his Skinny Cracka Ass?! You know he's salty!

by SexaySammay June 1, 2011

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.

That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.

by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017