What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.
Have you had anal?
Yes.
Was he or she clean?
No. She was a
street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to
clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You
have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.