asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

by Person#101245 July 5, 2016

ASP

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

by Stephen` December 13, 2004

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 14, 2002

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 January 11, 2009

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

by Ferreson February 26, 2004

asp

Ambivalent or Ambiguous about their Sexual Preference.

I can't tell if he's gay or straight. He's so ASP.

by ChristineNYC May 8, 2006

asp

ASP stands for Active Server Page.

by tekmaven October 20, 2003