Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

Asparapiss

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008