Fort Ashby Funnel Cake

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.

Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure

by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

Ashby

all the others are about girls, but this is the guy one. A nice dude who loves sci-fi and video games, and is a top student but not a smart ass. he, in fact, hates smart asses. (especially kids named Dante). he can fit into almost any group with ease.

Hey look it's Ashby.

by ashbyman10 April 21, 2019

ashbean

youre so cute and i love you
~future wife <3

i love you ashbean

by Jesstin October 5, 2019

Alan Ashby

He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.

A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!

by alanashbystraygingerkitten November 25, 2018

mr.ashby

a guy who yells at people and has nun better to do than talk bout Duquan

Sam:y’all I hate Mr.Ashby
Everyone:we all do

by Dinolover99 December 6, 2019

austin ashby

A dumb ass nigga who thinks he knows everything about hunting and wilderness skills

Man don't pull an Austin Ashby

by Ragbag December 10, 2013

Ashybear

The most beautiful woman I have ever met. The holder of my heart. My wife. My other half. My whole universe. The woman that knows how to put a smile on my face no matter what I'm feeling. My puppy!

I love you to the moon and back Ashybear!

by InfamousBigRob October 1, 2016