ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday

Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.

by justo effe August 8, 2007

ash wednesday

crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.

last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!

by dirty preacher March 18, 2009

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

by c8 March 1, 2004

ash wednesday

day after tuesdays fire

ash wed makes me hungry.

by op March 11, 2004

ash wednesday

The act of a naked person who has not wiped their anus well sitting on your face and facing your feet, thereby leaving a dark and dirty spot on your forehead.

Ash wednesday came early this year when Donna sat on my face after she dropped a deuce, didn't wipe and left some shit on my forehead.

by Samanda July 31, 2006

ash wednesday

An inside joke from males in an YMCA adults seminar on learning to read and write.

"I wrote on the calendar that next wednesday will be 'ash wednesday' then girls will let us score.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004