ash wednesday

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.

Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!

ash wednesday by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

ash wednesday by Zoe March 2, 2004

ash wednesday

When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!

Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!

ash wednesday by Drop Five August 29, 2009

Ash Wednesday

A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.

Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!

Ash Wednesday by homer definitions May 5, 2018

ash wednesday

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads

Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.

ash wednesday by hobrarian March 3, 2004

ash wednesday

a day where you get your forehead dirty.

man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded

ash wednesday by whymanwhy March 6, 2004

ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

ash wednesday by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004