Asdixyation

When someone chokes on a penis.

Jimmy: I was totally throat-fucking Sarah last night and she could barely breath.

Stewart: Aaah, a classic example of asdixyation.

by Alphonso Von Clockstein August 4, 2014

asdioni

omg asdioni is so pretty love them 😁‼️<3

imagine not being mutuals with asdioni 🤨

by joemomas June 26, 2021

Adiq Haikal

Came from Kryptonian, an alien language meaning "single as fuck boiii someone date this amazing guy. lol u werk girl"

A: "What's your name bro?" B: "Adiq Haikal, fam." A: "Kk, jap aku carikan awek."

by AdiqDenohoes December 25, 2016

Asdi

The process of shopping at supermarket chain Asda

Shall we head to 'Asdi'?

Anything from 'Asdi' anyone?

by UrbanKnowIt February 13, 2018

asdqwezxcfghrtyvbnjkluiomp

When you are so bored, that you type the entire alphabet 3 keys at a time, left to right alternating from the middle, then the top. and then the bottom

Most likely typed after typing: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

Me: asdqwezxcfghrtyvbnjkluiomp

Friend: what..

by AwakeXD August 25, 2020

Asdixphyation

Choking, gagging or simply not being able to breathe whilst performing fellatio.

OMG Janie, his dick was so big, I almost died by asdixphyation.

by xto2000 October 6, 2011

Andiqwar

A rare breed of the "phalacrocorax carunculatus" bird family (latin) or the "rough faced shag" (english). It is indigenous to England, to be specific, the area now modernly named "Wetwang", a yorkshire village. It is also a distant relative to the bird of preys in the Hawk family.
It is well known for it's habit of irregular periodic bleeding which results in many unfortunate victims as it passes above their heads. Many tales in Wetwang tell of innocent bystanders being consumed by hungry wolves when they smelt the blood of the Andiqwar on them.
In recent years however, it has begun to spread it's wings and nest in more distant regions such as Canada, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and North Korea.

Innocent Bystander: What a nice day!
*Andiqwar flies by and bleeds on Innocent Bystander*
Innocent Bystander: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS SH*T!?
*Random nearby wolves smell blood and eat Innocent Bystander*

by Almanac of British Birds February 5, 2010