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An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open

"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 17, 2017

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A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.

Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"

by Beepboopboopbap March 1, 2018

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A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!

by ElsaSnowQueen February 1, 2014

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Another name for having your barn door open

Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.

by Kuehlstein February 9, 2018

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When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

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the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004