hot as tits

being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room

damn, it's hot as tits in here.

by Devin creedz January 25, 2008

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii May 2, 2012

Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

chilly as tits

"nip"pyness; weather outside

Damn bitch, it's "chilly as tits" out here!

by KCOCK AND SAMLEW May 11, 2008

dope as tits

the best of the best

that game was dope as tits

by Flossy Carter February 14, 2012

Hot as tits

when its so hot it feels like you are in the middle of a large woman's boobies

Damn! its hot as tits!!!!
look at my pit stains!!!!!

by amazingly amazing man October 10, 2009