Skip to main content

fartfucker

1. A person that farts repeditivley during anal sex, not to be confused with someone whom occasioally farts during butt sex, as it must sound like an accordian going in and out repeditivley. ( a curious sloshing air noise)
2. A term used to insult a whore.
1. That bitch was a fart fucker, I had to stop fucking her in the ass.
2. Fuck that fartfucker whorebag!
by Shit Forest November 10, 2008
mugGet the fartfucker mug.

artfuck

1.An uninspired, dull, or derivative artwork; one that does shame to the very concept of art. Music can often be an artfuck, something that tries all too hard to be "dark" or "brtual" and ends up just insulting the genre it's imitating.
See: pop goth, trendcore, pop punk, nu metal

2.Title of a Virgin Prunes album, "Artfuck: a Compilation of Rarities"
30 Seconds to Mars' latest album is SUCH an artfuck! It comes off like a dark, surreal concept album written by a bunch of drunken frat boys!
by Evil Ed 667 March 5, 2007
mugGet the artfuck mug.

ratfucker

The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise.
by FedupAngryLiberal March 18, 2017
mugGet the ratfucker mug.

Ratfucker

The insane, narcissistic incompetent impeached criminal asshat who ratfucked his way into power through Russian hacking, building hype with a minority of stupid idiots who support him, and the archaic, undemocratic and fucked electoral college (a majority of rational people voted for his opponent). Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly taxpayer funded vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling American society, spread a pandemic, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. For example in 2018 in a move of exceptional idiocy he shitcanned the entire pandemic response team and we’re now all dealing with the consequences.

Ratfucker is also only still in power because all but one of the Senate Republicans are sycophantic yes men (and women) who will support him no matter what and voted not guilty despite overwhelming evidence that he bribed the Ukrainian president and attempted to cover it up. He’s committed high crimes and misdemeanors and belongs out of office and in jail. We’ve been ratfucked.

Note: Ratfucker is inspired by the term ratfucking, a term coined by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein to describe Nixons activities, however, Nixon is a saint compared to the inane criminal orange thing so let’s give trump the honor of wearing the name Ratfucker.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise. covfefe!
by FedupAngryLiberal March 19, 2020
mugGet the Ratfucker mug.

ratfucker

That ratfucker can't stop crying.
by ReelSimShandy March 22, 2017
mugGet the ratfucker mug.

assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
by KyERnurse August 31, 2009
mugGet the assfucker mug.

ashfucker

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.
You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!
by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010
mugGet the ashfucker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email