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Arseonist

Someone who starts fires (drama, Situation) then puts said drama / fire out, so they can claim to be a HERO.
Trump started a shutdown, ended it 35 days later after 2 missed federal worker’s paychecks. Then announced he was ending it, playing hero. What an Arseonist!
by Crumpster January 25, 2019
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assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."
Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.
by Mark H May 22, 2004
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assumosis

This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.
Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.
by Gregory V. Richardson November 6, 2008
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assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009
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assmosis

the gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas while sitting on one's posterior in a classroom setting
While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.
by herbybell April 3, 2010
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assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 6, 2009
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arseholist

arse·hol·ist arse-ho-list,

1.
a person, normally male, who has intent to make people feel bad about their previous actions, by making up lies to make the 'arseholist' feel better about their own daft situation.
Every time I do or say something wrong, even if it was accidental, you go and act like a complete arseholist because you have something to hide.
by theex October 3, 2012
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