Arslan

One who is always hungry.

Is a kind, caring,gorgeous and just a sexy motherfucker.

who is a great lover.
Best at cuddles and kissing.

Very intelligent.

Make me a bacon sandwich you bitch Arslan

by Door handle on a door August 19, 2016

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

arseblanket

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

arselated

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

Arslanov

Crazy motherfucker always gets himself in a shitty position but always finds a way out. Definitely the friend you love to hang around with but he also can get serious when needed. This dude is either always on drugs or acts it. sometimes he will have a cool Russian accent but always wears an Adidas tracksuit.

"Go get Arslanov before he asserts his dominance on your mom" - steve

by BoysWildin January 13, 2020

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023