archress

A bad *ss female archer, that is very independent, driven, and will work for what she wants. She will beat anyone In her path, because she i a family that goes what she wants

The archress over there is beating everyone in this competition.

by Archress March 13, 2019

archur

A very hot white male standing at 6’1. He is 17 years old and is very attractive originating from Britain. If you see him, fuck him.

Look at that hot guy over there! His name is Archur.

by hehepeepee November 2, 2020

archered

V.

A five finger discount, theft, stealing ...basically taking money that doesn't belong to you, while you are on shift and employed at a gym.

"Son of a bitch! I got archered at the gym again! This time they got five hundred dollars!"

by Dan Harmon April 24, 2005

David Archuleta

Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.

-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)

by LilyBlack May 25, 2008

david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Archuleta

An extraordinarily raging homosexual boy who is temporarily covering his sexuality by pursuing a bogus entertainment career to prepare for his life long dream as a toothless glory hole attendant at a highway rest stop.

Neil: I talked to the town hall about the Archuleta that lives by the elementary school. Bob: Ya dude that guy's a real sicko.

by billybobhomo May 15, 2008

archurro

a flimsy individual who likes to interact in a very, VERY, homosexual way. Typical archurros have very dark colored skin due to skin cancer and have ridinculously thin eyes.

The man next to me is a archurro; He talks on the cell phone with his pinky up, conversates about anal insertion, and he had thin eyes/dark skin.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003